M.J. Greenleaf: Perfect Weed Tea

Here is an easy recipe for marijuana tea, and some tips to maximize its potency.

**Keep this in mind: THC is only slightly soluble in water, so adding a fat soluble substance to the boiling water will  help increases the teas all around potency.

Step 1.  Boil 1 cup of water

Step 2. Add 1 ounce of whole milk & 1/2 ounce of either butter, sugar, or hard liquor (try chai tea for an awesome flavor)

Step 3. Add approximately  1 gram of Marijuana to the boiling water.

Step 4. Let boil for 12 minutes

Step 5. Let Cool for 10 mins

Step 6. Enjoy!

M.J. Greenleaf: A Political Piss Test

Here was a great thought written by a construction worker who works at Fort McMurry in Alberta Canada.  I think the USA should think about this.

–I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.  In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig site for a Fort Mac construction project, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.  Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them … ?  Please understand – I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.  I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.  Could you imagine how much money the provinces would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance cheque …

Imagine how much money the US would save if we did this?  Please post comments and tell me what you think.

Marijuana Art

Happy Holidays!

M.J. Greenleaf #005: Geek Squad

Description: If your goal is not being able to speak, Geek Squad is the perfect spice of life for you. It’s intense crystal formations completely coat the entire plant, accentuating  its  thick deep orange hairs.  Geek Squad will definitely get your blood boiling if you are listening to music  or even  if you’re lucky enough to catch a whiff of its thick skunky aroma…My Music Pick: Genesis by Justice.

Overall Grade:  A

Potency: A

Flavor: B

Crystallization: A

Hairs: A

M.J. Greenleaf: FireCrackers

This is probably the easiest weed food recipe of all time.

What you need:

• Oven
• Cookie sheet
• Organic peanut butter (has more oil which increases potency)
• Saltine crackers or Ghram Crackers
• Marijuana  (about 1/3 gram per cracker)

Step 1.     Preheat oven to 425 F.

Step 2. Place 1 Tbsp. organic peanut butter on crackers

Step 3. Place 1/3 gram marijuana on top of cracker

Step 4. Bake for 20-30 mins (check every 10 mins)

EN joy

M.J. Greenleaf: Buggin’ Out

Something I read.

Marijuana Can Cause Permanent Mental Illness: Among adolescents, even occasional marijuana use may cause psychological damage. During intoxication, marijuana users become irrational and often behave erratically.  Some marijuana users experience psychological distress following marijuana ingestion, which may include feelings of panic, anxiety, and paranoia.  Very large doses of marijuana can cause temporary toxic psychosis.

That is what I call  Buggin’ Out!

M.J. Greenleaf: Perfect Weed Butter

What You Need:

• half stick of stick butter (1 serving) or (for better butter use) 2 tbsp Ghee butter or Coconut Oil
• Double Boiler or any 2 pots (one must fit inside the other)
• Marijuana:  high grade:  1 gram per serving of butter  midgrade: 2 grams per serving  low grade: 3 grams per serving
• Stove

Step 1:  Use a double boiler (or put a pot inside a pot to regulate temperature and not burn the butter) and fill the bottom pot with water and set stove on simmer until the water comes to a rolling boil.

Step 2: Place butter into top pot and submerge into water until butter is completely melted

Step 3: Place marijuana in the butter and let simmer in the butter for 60-90 minutes.  (every few minutes stir the butter.

Step 4: Once the butter is finished simmering let it sit and cool for 2 hours.

Finished: Your finished butter should be a dark green color with a strong cannabis smell (which is apparent when the marijuana is simmering).  At this point you can let the butter cool and use it in place of normal butter in any recipe.  To save it for later use place in the fridge, in a sealed container.

M.J. Greenleaf #004:Yellow Mist

There is an abundant amount of yellow crystals that accent Yellow Mist’s overall mild green coloring.  It is surprisingly potent when smoked.  The high comes on quick and is short-lived.  It dryness and color would indicate it was either over-cured or beginning to perish because of its age.   Its lack of flavor or distinct smell indicates the buds are not in within their optimum date of smokability.  Thankfully its potency resurrected Yellow Mist’s overall personality and grade.

Overall Grade:  C+

Potency: B+

Flavor: C-

Crystallization: B

Hairs: C

M.J. Greenleaf: The Medicine Man

When I get a cold I have found Marijuana to be one of the best routes to relieving my congestion, runny nose and/or nausea.  Marijuana contains a proactive Neurotransmitter called THC which is located within the plants resin. When marijuana is either smoked, or ingested these THC neurotransmitters bind with Cannabinoid receptors located in the brain.  Once these receptors become blocked by THC the body reacts by releasing other chemicals into the brain.  These chemicals are responsible for the physiological and mental effects marijuana has on the human body.  Only seconds after these chemicals are released we begin to feel the effects of marijuana.

Two important Neurotransmitters which are released after THC bonds are CB1 and CB2.  They impede the production of saliva and mucus, counteracting one of the most notorious side effects of the common cold…the runny nose.   So before your nose gets chapped and you feel like hell, try ganga as an alternative.

(Ideally cook the marijuana into a food and eat it; smoking isn’t ever good for your body, particularly when your immune system is battling a virus, and cooking marijuana will have the same great effect)